Welcome, Baby Chipmunk

First off, I am a girl chipmunk. Not a boy chipmunk, a girl chipmunk. Second off, monkeys + chipmunks = super evilness. Today in chipmunk school (no, I do not know what its name is because I am too lazy to find out) they were learning how to whack their tails, while I was hiding in the bathroom. Do not ask why I was hiding in the bathroom.