Heh Heh

                     
                                                                    Heh Heh. Like?

"Stupid Squirrels" Episode 1

                                "Stupid Squirrels"

                                      Episode 1

Squirrels run into the road. Do you ever see chipmunks in the road? No, you don't. Squirrels forget where they put their nuts. Soon the Earth will be overgrown with trees. It will be all the squirrel's fault. You know it will happen. But, squirrels are still liked by EVERYONE! Why is that? Who knows why people like them so much. It's a mystery. Let me just share one piece of info. CHIPMUNKS ARE WAY BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all for today. Bye! Long live the chipmunk!!!!!!!!!!

Third Segment

I have not lost my train of thought yet! And that being said, I just lost my train of thought. Third segment! The next segment is called "Stupid Squirrels". This is also one of my favorites. It's my ranting on about how bad squirrels are. Isn't that fun?

Really Humans? Really? Episode 1

                                  "Really Humans? Really?
                                                  Episode 1

*At A Basketball Game*
Me: Stupid Humans. I could play better than that.
*Evil Gleam In Eyes*
*Jumps Out Of Seat*

                                                                      Later



????????: Next up, Nut-Nut the chipmunk vs. everyone!
Me: Heh, Heh

                                                                After Game


???????: Nut-Nut wins!
Me: I won! I knew I was better. Humans will not listen. Really humans? Really?

Second Segment

...................... Wait................No.....................Oh, hi! You caught me trying to find my train of thought........................................  The second segment! The second segment is called "Really Humans? Really?" This is one of my favorites. I was thinking of calling it something else, but I reserved that for another segment. So I can post the first episode today or later, whichever you prefer AKA I'm feeling lazy right now.

First Segment

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, now that I've got my evil laugh out there, I've lost my train of evil thought... I got it! Segments! I need to post about segments! The first segment is "Questions For The Chipmunk". Post any questions you may have, but be sure to say "Questions For The Chipmunk" first, or I may have no idea what you're talking about. "What are the other segments?" You ask. Soon, viewers, Soon.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Back!!!!!!!!!

Wow! I can't believe it's been 2 years! So now I'm going to put on my chipmunk serious face and get to work! I'm going to make the blog more organized. Don't worry, there will be more crazy acts of randomness! Like... The chipmunks and the monkeys will take over the world!!!!!!!! See, I told you. You cannot contain the weird and crazy chipmunk!!!!!! Never!!!!!!! Now I just lost my train of thought. Oh yeah! Organized! I thinking different segments. What are they? You'll see, you'll see. It is very late, so I don't think I'm going to make a segment tonight, but maybe tomorrow? Hopefully. Maybe. Sorta. Kinda. Ok. Bye! Long live the chipmunk!

Kungfu Class 2

Nothing is happening today. I was in the bathroom today and I saw something that made me jump. On the wall there was "Mili loves Mike". Mili is my best friend. Mike is a NOT cute boy in our class. I do not know why people love him. I will ask them about it tomorrow. Bye!!!

Kungfu Class

Ok, so KC (I know I have a nickname for everything. Hey! They make it easier to write.) was great! Oops! Got to go. BR!

I Do Kungfu (Sorta)

And by sorta I mean don't. One day I thought about it (which is weird because I hardly think about anything) and somehow signed myself up for kungfu. I know, I know, kungfu is spaced. Hey, I'm a chipmunk. To be continued......I know, I know, shortest post I EVER wrote. OK, now I mean it. TBC. starting.....NOW!!!!!!

The New Years Nut!

Today the New Year's Nut was picked (in more ways than one.) For those of you not lucky enough to be born "munky" allow me to explain. Each year, on the day after New Year's day, a new New Year's Nut sprouts on the family oak tree.

If the young chipmunks earn good grades, the nut grows a little more (no help from me.)  If the young chipmunks run really fast in all the Chipmunk Girls On The Run race, the nut grows even more. (still no help from me.)  But, if the young chipmunks are naughty, the nut shrinks.

Each year, all the Chipmunk families pick their New Year's Nut, and there is a big contest to see who has the biggest nut.

Guess whose family has the biggest nut again this year?  I was hiding in the bathroom (don't ask why, again) and don't know either.

School is out!

Today in chipmunk school, (boy, am I getting tired of saying that) they.....Oh yeah, school's already out. Chipmunk school is out because the chipmunks want to go home and help their mom and dad collect nuts for the winter. I, of course, stay in the house, and play my game chipmunk.

I Do KungFu

Yes, you heard it right. They don't call me kungfu baby chipmunk for nothing. I finally joined the CGOTR class (no, I do not know the teacher's name either) in runing.

Ice Cream?!

Guess what! Bits of ice cream are raining from the sky! Its a chipmunk's dream come true!

Welcome, Baby Chipmunk

First off, I am a girl chipmunk. Not a boy chipmunk, a girl chipmunk. Second off, monkeys + chipmunks = super evilness. Today in chipmunk school (no, I do not know what its name is because I am too lazy to find out) they were learning how to whack their tails, while I was hiding in the bathroom. Do not ask why I was hiding in the bathroom.